jmemcse 5 years, 6 months ago on Ken Collins: What would He think?

Dear God, Glad to see you on this forum as my prayers don't seem to be getting through to you lately. The problem occured around the same time I got an iPhone and I'm thinking the "prayer frequency" and iPhone are interfering with each other - maybe you could come up with a "prayer app"? Anyway, I could use some help with my gum disease, that or could you arrange a little "accident" for my hygenist? At least that way I wouldn't have to listen to her any more. Thanks for your time - I know you're real busy these days what with that Middle East thing and all...


jmemcse 7 years, 7 months ago on Joanne Palmer: Cookies and washcloths cure all

It was easier being sick when I was younger.

These days, you have to be good at math, politics, and chemistry just to make it through a cold.

Please pass the cookies...


jmemcse 7 years, 9 months ago on Man admits to killing bear

Projectile trauma to the medulla oblongata produces an instantaneous no reflex kill.

.248? Hmmm.... Sounds exotic.

Someone's had some professional training.


jmemcse 7 years, 10 months ago on School district tries to collect unpaid fees

Never judge the houshould of a low income kindergarten family until you have driven a mile in their valley car...

Some of you judgmental people are to harsh for your own good.


jmemcse 7 years, 12 months ago on Hayden students dive into coursework

With the new Vo-Tech Center in Hayden I think the school district has put their money where their mouth is. Kudos to Kleck (and Massey)!

Hayden - the little school with big opportunity.


jmemcse 8 years ago on Dog owners group, City Council member push for off-leash parks

After many years of walking and hiking in and around the SS area (with children) I have formulated a very negative opinion of dogs AND their owners.

The poop all over everywhere is particularly annoying. It's so bad we have quit going to certain areas.

I'm sorry a few have ruined it for the majority.

I like the leash law, and would like to see a poop law too.


jmemcse 8 years, 4 months ago on Routt County man pleads guilty to cultivation of marijuana

Sure, there's a big push to shop and buy locally, keep the money in the valley and all that, but guys like Kyle Lindahl get put out of business. Now the terrorists will end up with all the steamboat pot money.

I still say legalize pot and tax the doo doo out of it.