Brian Kotowski

Brian Kotowski 3 weeks, 2 days ago on Chris Ricks: Lion cartoon disgrace

In the NYT, of all places: In Zimbabwe, We Don’t Cry for Lions

Crybaby Kimmel and the quarter million morons who've signed the petition to extradite the dentist desperately need to get wailed on with a clue by four.

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Brian Kotowski 3 weeks, 4 days ago on Chris Ricks: Lion cartoon disgrace

Apparently this is Mr. Ricks' first encounter with the concept of editorial cartooning. He probably doesn't even realize that pushing his emotional buttons is precisely what was intended. I suppose we can be grateful that he's not an Islamist and the cartoon didn't depict the Prophet (Propeller Beanie Upon Him).

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Brian Kotowski 4 weeks, 1 day ago on High-speed chase ends at equestrian ranch

He's lucky they didn't unleash the dog. I had one take me down once upon a time, as part of a demonstration. Even wearing the Michelin Man suit, it was pretty unnerving. If you suffer from low blood pressure, it's one helluva remedy.

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Brian Kotowski 1 month ago on Man faces six felonies after Dream Island Mobile Home Park disturbance

How on earth did I miss this gem? With the retirements of The Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes strips, it's pretty much the small town police blotter or nothing.

I'm going to have to file the frame up tactic away for future reference. I wouldn't have any idea where to find cocaine, but I have some hi-capacity magazines that I could plant on the mark. If memory serves, they're illegal after Hickenlooper signed those ridiculous bills a couple three years ago.

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Brian Kotowski 1 month ago on Steamboat's Humble Ranch land deal based on faulty trust

Focusing on ideas and opinions sans the gratuitous mudslinging is a fine idea, but the wannabe bullies don't have the intellectual firepower to make it happen. While George is among those who deployed personal attacks, he is far from the worst offender so I find his banishment a little curious when measured against some of our more genuine dbags.

I had engaged Schlichtman's predecessor on this topic & as far as I can tell nothing has changed since the Boyer regime. The SP&T lacks both the resources and the inclination to assign a babysitter, so the crybabies continue to rule the roost when it comes to forum supervision.

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Brian Kotowski 1 month ago on Steamboat's Humble Ranch land deal based on faulty trust

Chalk up a win for our resident crybabies. I had recently written George off as a troll, but trolls are remarkably easy to ignore. You crybabies oughtta give it a try. Any wagers on if this post gets me banned?

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Brian Kotowski 1 month ago on Road rage incident results in felony arrest

We know the self-righteous among us think me and this guy should have been arrested. It must be terribly disconcerting to know so much more about law enforcement than the cops on the scene. An unsatisfying cross to bear, I would think.

I suspect they're equally distressed with the Castle Doctrine. Here's a safety tip: don't use someone else's doggy door to facilitate your burglary attempt. The homeowner might shoot you in the head with his .40 cal.

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Brian Kotowski 1 month, 1 week ago on Kotowski: Take focus off weapons

It's a good thing that recruitment center in Chattanooga is a gun free zone. Just like Charleston, Aurora, Virginia Tech, et al. I encourage all you gun control advocates to plant signs in your front yards proudly announcing "This Home Is A Gun Free Zone." If it's good enough for our Marines, it oughtta be good enough for you.

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