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"1:25 a.m. A drunken pedestrian was reported in Ski Time Square Drive. The intoxicated person was given a courtesy transport home."
--- Where his wife sewed him up in the bed sheets and beat the s..t out of him.
"1:54 a.m. A suspicious vehicle was reported on Lincoln Avenue. There were two occupants in the vehicle. One was arrested, and the other was taken to a taxi service."
---The hooker was arrested and the John got a Taxi ride home. God Bless America.
"3:35 p.m. A drunken driver was reported on Lincoln Avenue at the Mount Werner Road exit."
---I was drunk and driving on Lincoln Avenue at 3:35 p.m. .....Wow! That must have been me. Cool, I made the paper.
I was drunk in Ski time square at 12:43 a.m. But I was not issued a summons. Damn it!!! I"ll get drunker next week!!!, and try again.
Suppose to be 72 comments. I count only 49. What is up with this newspaper? I guess the editor(s) feel they must edit out all comments that aren't within their beliefs. How does all of one posters comments vanish. Never seen it happen in any other paper's site. Explanation???
"they did bad business with many colleges of mine "
Twitty. How many colleges did you attend? My guess is zero.
Twittyturd please turn the cartoons off that are playing in your head. And I am a young, "bold", long haired skinny guy, that has never been abused. So, as usual, YOU ARE 100% WRONG.
Hang the thieves...Shoot the stabber...and fry Tweetyturd.
We need a Sylvester to take care of this lame tweetybird. And, furthermore this newspaper and its site staff are Jokes in the media arena. But, I guess small town newspapers attract smalltime employees. "If you can't take the heat...get out of the kitchen - Jokers.
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The fish I caught was this(................................) big. Now we know how exagerated fishing stories come about.
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