Joanne Palmer writes a weekly lifestyle and humor column for the Steamboat Pilot & Today. It appears on Sundays in the D section. Contact her at jpalmer@springsips.com
Recent Stories
Joanne Palmer: Talking part of the trouble with teens
We are on the set of Steamboat’s newest reality TV show, “Who Wants to Live with a Teenager?” We are going to zoom in for a close look at actual dialogue between a mother and her teenage son.
Joanne Palmer: Lost puppy dogs and Tebow
If you ever want to see a forlorn, lost-puppy-dog look come over a man’s face, give him a Saturday without football.
Joanne Palmer: You talking to me?
The last thing I need at 5:30 a.m when I reach for my half and half is some sassy refrigerator telling me I’ve made an unhealthy food choice.
Joanne Palmer: Cleaning the clutter for the new year
For months, I have used one-half of the dining room table as my desk, which means we are eating dinner amid a pile of mail, calendars and my laptop.
Joanne Palmer: I'm on a complaining diet
I am on a diet! No, not that kind of diet. I am smart enough to know that when it comes to food, I have zero willpower. The diet I’ve embarked on is harder than a food diet.
Joanne Palmer: Giving season extends past holidays
Isn’t the spirit of Christmas about lifting our heads up from the computer screen and away from the smartphone and giving whatever we can?
Joanne Palmer: Creative caroling
Finished with your holiday shopping, gifts all wrapped and nothing to do? Get creative and challenge friends and family to rewrite the lyrics to a Christmas carol with a Steamboat twist.
Joanne Palmer: Tying the Christmas lights knot
Science came to my rescue this weekend. Just as I was about to wrap my beloved mate in a strand of Christmas lights, we called a truce and booted up the computer to do some research.
Joanne Palmer: The ultimate feast of love and friendship
Every Thanksgiving, I give thanks I didn’t steal a turkey. Here's what happened. It’s 1978, and I am a senior in college. My two roommates and I always are broke. We always are hungry.
Joanne Palmer: Creatures of comforting habit
I like to think of myself as a creative person, open to new ideas and willing to try anything once. I’m the kind of person who abhors routine and likes to mix it up a bit and live life on the edge.
