Are You a Local? Quiz
Take Steamboat Living’s simple quiz to help determine whether you’re a cheechako or a sourdough when it comes to your tenure in Steamboat.
1. White out is used to:
A. turn legs into jelly
B. correct mistakes on a term paper
C. warm up your legs on the first run
D. A and C
2. Three current postal clerks’ names are:
A. Don, Tom and Ron
B. Fred, Hank and Harriet
C. Julie, John and Norbert
3. Locals used to gather atop Thunderhead in the early morning for:
A. advice from Billy Kidd
B. free coffee/mimosas
C. rope drop
4. I try this ski parking sequence, in order:
A. tiny lot below Knoll Lot, Ski Time Square, Knoll Lot, Meadows Lot
B. Meadows Lot, Knoll Lot, Ski Time Square
C. rodeo grounds, City Market, Wildhorse Meadows
5. Drink out of the Lithium Spring and you may get:
A. the trots
B. a euphoric feeling
C. a ticket
D. algae in your teeth
6. The original name of the Yampa River was:
A. Bear River
B. Steamboat River
C. Anything Town USA River
D. Billy Kidd Brook
7. The original hospital in town now is:
A. a medical marijuana dispensary
B. Old Town Pub
C. Old Town Hot Springs
D. a tattoo parlor
8. The following people attended Perry-Mansfield:
A. Dustin Hoffman, Julie Harris and Lee Remick
B. Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake
C. Marilyn Monroe
9. Touch the Buddy Werner statue atop Mount Werner and you’ll get:
B. good luck
C. cold fingers
10. The following Broadway musical resulted from Agnes de Mille square dancing in a schoolhouse in Hayden:
C. “West Side Story”
11. The word “Yampa” comes from:
A. a flowering, edible root that grows along the river
B. the founder of town, Herbert B. Yampa
C. an Indian greeting
12. The real name of today’s Lighted Man is:
A. Tom Hanks
B. Jon Banks
C. Claudius Banks
13. The name of our local mountain range is:A. Park
D. Never Summer
14. These bands played at the Inferno:
A. Dave Matthews, Clarence Gatemouth Brown and Sonia Dada
B. Lynyrd Skynyrd, Taj Mahal and the Suburbs
C. Grateful Dead, Jethro Tull and Charlie Daniels
15. The original name of Steamboat Ski Area was:
A. Billy Kiddville
B. Storm Mountain
C. Grouse Creek
D. Wally World
16. The old Routt County license plates started with:
17. Lincoln Avenue is so wide because:
A. it was designed to fit Hummers and Lincoln Navigators
B. it was used to drive cattle to stockyards
C. high school tuba players needed more room at Winter Carnival
18. The train depot once was one of the largest:
A. cattle shipping centers in the West
B. facilities to host Cabaret
C. coal-transfer stations in Colorado
How did you score?
5 points for each correct answer (90 total)
80 to 90: veritable John Crawford
70 to 79: Billy Kidd
60 to 69: five-year ski bum
50 to 59: came for the winter, stayed for the summer
Below 50: just visiting
Fast cars are just in his blood.
Hiram Martin spent most of his life in Wisconsin, where his father’s body shop and a drag-racing uncle had him turning wrenches before he could legally drive. Now the manager of Four Star Repair, Hiram is as dedicated as ever to keeping cars — commuters and hot rods alike — on the road and out of the shop.
In 1999, Hiram came to Steamboat Springs, where he first worked for a local taxi service. It originally was just a visit, but he’s been here ever since.
“I love how nice the people are here and how they take care of themselves and their things,” Hiram says.
If those things involve motors, Hiram helps out however he can.
On a sunny afternoon at the shop, a deep orange 1968 Ford Mustang sits up on a lift. Hiram says it belongs to a local man who looks to him to keep his ’Stang running year in and year out — plus a few extras.
When Hiram reaches inside the black leather interior and turns the key, the 351 roars to life.
“He just wants to be able to put the key in and start it,” Hiram says about the owner. “You want that for anyone’s car.”
But beyond just keeping it running, Hiram takes pride in adding a supercharger to the engine and lowering the gear ratios to offer the driver extra “oomph” off the line.
Four Star Repair owner Tom Corl says it takes a special kind of personality and work ethic to do the kind of work Hiram does. “He just works real hard at it,” he says. “He’s very knowledgeable in all aspects. He’s been through a lot of courses, but it’s a lot of common sense, not just school.”
Hiram married Candice May in 2004, and the couple has a 4-year-old daughter named Greta. Yet he still finds time to get involved in community events like the Rocky Mountain Mustang Roundup, which he judges, as well as service the Horizons Specialized Services van fleet that transports residents with developmental disabilities. And Hiram goes above and beyond for that, as well, coming in on weekends to record the work done on each one.
It’s that and more, he says, that truly makes a Steamboat local. “It’s somebody that cares about the community and tries hard in their field,” he says. “If you’re a mechanic, be the best mechanic you can.”