Routt County Spotlight: Kerry Christopher Lofy

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Kerry Christopher Lofy

Age: 23

Occupation: Ski bum

Place of birth: My mom

Q. When did you move to Routt County, and what brought you here?

A. January 2006 to get a college edumacation and ski.

Q. What’s the biggest risk you’ve taken recently?

A. I’m not a risk taker.

Q. What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

A. “There is more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking.” — Derek Zoolander

Q. What three things would you want people to know about you?

1. I’m single

2. I like long walks on short beaches

3. I’m very sarcastic unless I’m being serious, seriously.

Q. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A. I never wanted to be a fireman or astronaut like every other kid; I was more interested in what bark was made out of.

Q. If you could invite any four people to dinner, who would they be and what would you talk about?

A. Hannah Montana. Talk to her about the wig she wears.

Nick Jonas. Ask him about Mickey Mouse and his purity ring.

Kristen Stewart. Ask her why she picked Edward over Jacob.

Shane McConkey. To see when he wanted to go BASE jump in the Flat Tops.

Q. Do you collect anything?

A. Beanie Babies

Q. What was your first job?

A. Bootlegging Girl Scout cookies.

Q. Who is your favorite superhero? Why?

A. Captain Underpants because I heart tighty whities.

Q. If you could go back in time, to what event or time period would you go?

A. Probably the 1980s so I could break dance fight on the streets and play really swell video games.

Favorites

Song: “It’s Raining Men,” by The Weather Girls

Food: Honey Stinger protein bar or Sour Patch Kids

Sport to watch: fishing or bowling

Vacation spot: anywhere with sick mountains you can ski down

Comments

Scott Wedel 3 years, 9 months ago

Well, just as Jon Stewart's appearance and commentary on Crossfire was the end of that useless show, so should this be the end of Routt County Spotlight.

Kerry's responses demonstrate the utter triviality and irrelevance of Routt County Spotlight questions.

Kerry is a brilliant skier that among other things did that crazy jump/fall off the cliff last spring that was a cover photo for The Local. He is also a good guy that will help kids ski and so on.

Instead of asking good questions of whether he just skis or does he spend time working on technique with actual goals of being able to make certain moves consistently, we get "Who is your favorite superhero?"

Brent, Time to end this joke of a column that is cute in an elementary school newspaper, but so weak to be rejected by most all high school newspapers.

This article tells the public that you all are so bad that you lack the capacity to do an interview, but instead rely upon a bunch of stock questions typically irrelevant to the subject of the feature.

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seeuski 3 years, 9 months ago

I don't have a problem with sarcasm if it makes me laugh. I didn't on this one.

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