Steamboat Springs Age: 23
Occupation: Ski bum
Place of birth: My mom
Q. When did you move to Routt County, and what brought you here?
A. January 2006 to get a college edumacation and ski.
Q. What’s the biggest risk you’ve taken recently?
A. I’m not a risk taker.
Q. What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?
A. “There is more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking.” — Derek Zoolander
Q. What three things would you want people to know about you?
1. I’m single
2. I like long walks on short beaches
3. I’m very sarcastic unless I’m being serious, seriously.
Q. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A. I never wanted to be a fireman or astronaut like every other kid; I was more interested in what bark was made out of.
Q. If you could invite any four people to dinner, who would they be and what would you talk about?
A. Hannah Montana. Talk to her about the wig she wears.
Nick Jonas. Ask him about Mickey Mouse and his purity ring.
Kristen Stewart. Ask her why she picked Edward over Jacob.
Shane McConkey. To see when he wanted to go BASE jump in the Flat Tops.
Q. Do you collect anything?
A. Beanie Babies
Q. What was your first job?
A. Bootlegging Girl Scout cookies.
Q. Who is your favorite superhero? Why?
A. Captain Underpants because I heart tighty whities.
Q. If you could go back in time, to what event or time period would you go?
A. Probably the 1980s so I could break dance fight on the streets and play really swell video games.
Song: “It’s Raining Men,” by The Weather Girls
Food: Honey Stinger protein bar or Sour Patch Kids
Sport to watch: fishing or bowling
Vacation spot: anywhere with sick mountains you can ski down