We’re Not Clowns is back for 20th anniversary show in Steamboat Springs
May 18, 2017
Five things to be on the lookout for during We’re Not Clowns’ 20th anniversary show:
- The return of Professor Pratt
- New improved jokes from Scott Parker
- A video stroll down memory lane.
- New props! Will they be sharp? Glow in the dark? Or perhaps both!
- An amazing slide show capturing 20 years of silliness
If you go…
What: We’re Not Clowns 20th anniversary show
When: 7 p.m., Friday, May 19 and Saturday, May 20
Where: Chief Theater, 813 Lincoln Ave.
Tickets: $10 available at chieftheater.com or All That, 601 Lincoln Ave.
We’re Not Clowns fun facts:
Shared the stage with:
David and Leeman (finalists on America’s Got Talent)
Fred Garbo Inflatable Theater
The Gizmo Guys
The Ditty Bops
MCs of Comedy Night at the Chief Theater
Where you might have seen us…
Silver Medal winners at the 2000 International Juggling Association competition and convention in Montreal, Canada
Open stage performance at 2001 European Juggling Convention in Rotterdam, Netherlands
Strings Music Festival, Steamboat Springs
Riverwalk Center, Breckenridge
Winter Fest, Beaver Creek
We’re Not Clowns timeline
1985: Andrew Pratt’s best friend’s father is president of the International Jugglers Association
1985-1991: Pratt juggles a lot and attends many juggling conventions
1987-1991: Pratt and Scott Parker attend the same high school. Sadly, Parker does not know how to juggle at this time.
1991-1995: Kelly Anzalone and Pratt become friends in college, and Pratt teaches Anzalone how to pass clubs.
1995: Anzalone meets Parker and teaches him how to juggle.
1995-1996: Anzalone and Pratt have get some juggling gigs in Buffalo, New York, prior to moving to Steamboat Springs.
1996: Parker and Anzalone move to Steamboat.
1997: Parker and Anzalone have their first gig as We’re Not Clowns, a birthday party for Suzy Ford on April 14.
April to June 1998: Parker and Anzalone re-trace the Lewis and Clark Trail from Great Falls Montana to Astoria, Oregon, and then ride the the last 900 miles on bikes in 18 days, juggling in schools along the way and teaching teamwork and goal setting.
March 1999: Pratt moves to Steamboat.
Summer 1999: We’re Not Clowns rents the Seventh Street Playhouse and produces their first full-length show, “The Big Show.”
January 2000: We’re Not Clowns performs their second show at the Seventh Street Playhouse, “The We’re Not Clowns Professor Pratt Physics of Juggling World Tour 2000.”
May 2000: Parker, Anzalone and Pratt make their first appearance in Cabaret and perform their “check writing skit.”
2000: We’re Not Clowns performs their third full length production at Seventh Street Playhouse, “Episode III.”
July 2000: We’re Not Clowns wins silver medal at International Jugglers Association competition in Montreal Canada.
July 2001: We’re Not Clowns performs first of 10 different shows for Strings Music Festival.
Summer 2001: We’re Not Clowns goes to Europe, performing in Switzerland, the Netherlands, Belgium, Paris and Sweden.
2001 to 2004: We’re Not Clowns performs in theaters, schools and festivals across Colorado.
2005 to 2008: Anzalone and Parker open the Steamboat Mountain Theater in Ski Time Square.
2007 to 2013: Parker disappears from the map — rumor has it he moved to Buffalo and then Phoenix.
2013: Parker returns triumphantly to Steamboat to become chief of the Chief.
2013 to 2017: A blur.
May 2017: A 20th anniversary show.
Steamboat Springs — Sitting upstairs at the Chief Theatre in downtown Steamboat Springs, the three stooges burst out in laughter.
Surrounded by archived photos, posters, newspaper clippings and miscellaneous memorabilia, Scott Parker, Andy Pratt and Kelly Anzalone — the trio that makes up We’re Not Clowns — are transported back in time to the moment unfolding on the computer screen in front of them.
Anzalone's head was about to catch on fire — on accident, of course.